This is the conversation my boys just had.
Connor: Let's play baseball
Charlie: ok
Connor: You be the hitter or you can be the catch guy
Charlie: It's called batter
Connor: Ok...hey mom you can play too.
Charlie: If I get hit by the ball I get to be the coach.
Connor: Can we be on the same team. Oh wait you have to be on the orange team and I will be on the red team.
Charlie: But I'd really like to be on your team. Ok well if I get hit I get to take a break.
They both crack me up...